Come to the Marshal's Office and have a warrant drawn up for the no good varmint of your choice. Our Marshal's will search high and low to bring the scoundrel to justice. You'll have a fair trial in front of the infamous Judge Soy Bean, the meanest hangin' judge west of the Kickapoo. The good Judges's bribe jar will ensure that even the worst thievin' rascalls won't get their necks stretched. If you're of a romantic mind, we'll fetch your true love at the end of a double barrel for a shotgun weddin'. We'll hitch ya at the hitchin post or of course give ya the option of the hangin' pole. Stop by the Marshal's office at Wild West Days...we'll make sure you're takin' care of rite nice.